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"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Dog Air-freshener.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"Sick Ride!"

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

Cat on Board.

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

"And hold the mayo."

Traffic slowing to a crawl then speeding up for no apparent reason next 5 miles.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Road Test

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

It's great for pulling the birds!

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Thatched roof car.

Lighthouse Beam.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'