New Car Gifts

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Wow, Ernie! That's some headwind!

Dog Air-freshener.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

No caption. (A turtle is driving with his shell tied to the top of the car).

"Sick Ride!"

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

Cat on Board.

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

"And hold the mayo."

Traffic slowing to a crawl then speeding up for no apparent reason next 5 miles.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Road Test

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Family members!

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Lighthouse Beam.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Thatched roof car.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'