New Vehicle Gifts

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Thatched roof car.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Lighthouse Beam.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'