New Boat Acquisition Mugs

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Lighthouse Beam.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Now cut that out!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Private Jet

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

To Launch

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

E-Books.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

Smart TV

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'