New Technology Acquisition Mugs

"Our smart Christmas tree has an alarm that goes off every 10 minutes if it's not taken down right after the holidays."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!'

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.