Submarine Crew Mugs

'You really want to quit your job on the submarine? Why, Seaman Jones? Why??'

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

Up Pariscope.

'Have you farted?'

USS Party Time.

'Hi. You're new here, aren't you?'

Hey guys, where's the exit?

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Sub Editor

Submarine and beer

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lifesaver!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Airport

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'Silent type, eh?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'