Boat Crew Mugs

Messing about in Boats.

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Would you like some wings?"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Lifesaver!

Airport

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Sub Editor

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

No Cabin Crew Self Service.