Joining A Crew Mugs

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Would you like some wings?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Lifesaver!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Hollywood producer.

Airport

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

True Story Movie

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'I found another pothole.'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

No Cabin Crew Self Service.