Submariners Mugs

When on door closes, another one opens. What submarine commanders hate to hear.

Wavy Navy

Build a Raft

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Subwoofer

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Sub Editor

"He chases submarines."

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"Ramming Speed!"

'Silent type, eh?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Submariners' Eye Test.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

U Boat

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Rising sea levels."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Submarine Attacks

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

USS Party Time.

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Little Submarines

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Polar Bear

Up Pariscope.

AUKUS Alliance

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