Submarine Captain Mugs

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

'Up periscope!'

Captain we got a problem.

'I'm sorry, Captain, I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.'

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Distractions.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."