Submarine Technician Mugs

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Sub Editor

'Silent type, eh?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Killer whale with dead trainer

Titanic iceberg auction

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

U Boat

"Rising sea levels."

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Polar Bear

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Little Submarines

Submarine Attacks

Up Pariscope.

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

USS Party Time.

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

Oceanographers Go Home

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

AUKUS Alliance