Boat Repair Technician Mugs

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

'Well, now, what would it cost me without parts and labor?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Caveman wheel repairers.

A self-filling prophecy.

My boat

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Genius Bar

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

The Church-Going Bell.

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.