Boat Repair Technician Gifts

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

'Well, now, what would it cost me without parts and labor?'

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

My boat

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Caveman wheel repairers.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Genius Bar

A self-filling prophecy.

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.