Boat Repair Aficionado Gifts

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Nap time."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Don't row so hard!'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"