Boat Repair Specialist Gifts

Oar-topsies.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

You had me at vintage.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Nap time."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Oh...that's not good."

My boat

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

The Church-Going Bell.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Whining SUV.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Yacht For Sail.

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

Boat Launch

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

The Mechanic

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'