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Oar-topsies.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

You had me at vintage.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Nap time."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Oh...that's not good."

My boat

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

The Church-Going Bell.

Whining SUV.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Yacht For Sail.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'Well, here's your problem'

The Mechanic

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'