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'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

My boat

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Turmoil change.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

A souped up car...

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"Turn down the bass."

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...