Boat Repairer T-Shirts

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Build a Raft

"Do you mind?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

I hate these flying fish

'How about this one?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Ahoy!"