Boat Repairer Prints

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Build a Raft

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

I hate these flying fish

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'How about this one?'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?