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'I don't want to imply that your boat is slow, but that tortoise just passed us.'

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Becalmed yachts

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

'How about this one?'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

I hate these flying fish

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

The static electric eel is very rare.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

Boat to the Horizon.

"I don't sing. I do standup."