Ship Repair Guru T-Shirts

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

On the brink.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Never marry an engineer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

On board the MS Hepatology

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Problem Solver Wanted

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Need tickets.

Bob's DIY Store

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Captain Thomas Coram.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Desert Island with CCTV.

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Ship

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"Over there - an island!"

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'