Ship Repair Guru T-Shirts

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

On the brink.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Never marry an engineer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

On board the MS Hepatology

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Problem Solver Wanted

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Need tickets.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Bob's DIY Store

Captain Thomas Coram.

Desert Island with CCTV.

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"Over there - an island!"

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Ship

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'