Shipping Guru T-Shirts

Another delivery by UPMS.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Meeting Pie Chart

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Rats leave a launching ship.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Suez Canal Curse

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

Suez canal blocking.

"I'll have all that, and this."

Cuban Exports

Oil tanker and refinery.

Before the iPhone, there was the eyesore.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

Robot Psychiatry. But if I get in touch with my inner mechanisms, won't that void my warranty?

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

'The only good advice I got all day was from my GPS.'

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'