Shipping Guru Gifts

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

Cuban Exports

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"I'll have all that, and this."

Suez canal blocking.

Oil tanker and refinery.

'The only good advice I got all day was from my GPS.'

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks