Shipping Enthusiast Gifts

Oil tanker and refinery.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"While it's holding our new furniture, we're not paying for storage."

Suez Canal Curse

Suez canal blocking.

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Cuban Exports

Ever Given Free

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

On the brink.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Need tickets.

"Ye God's... That was close."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Captain Thomas Coram.

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.