Container Enthusiast Gifts

At the Tupperware Quality Control Center.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Access Denied!

Suez Canal Curse

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

Lighthouse switch

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."