Shipping Lovers Gifts

"You have one more wish. You asked for free, overnight shipping on your first wish, remember?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boat wedding.

On the brink.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Could you give us a push?'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Suez Canal Curse

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Need tickets.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Cuban Exports

Suez canal blocking.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Ship

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."