Classic Ship Lover Gifts

"Is this the oldest ship in the fleet?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boat wedding.

On the brink.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Watching Sea Life.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Could you give us a push?'

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Need tickets.

Becalmed yachts

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Have a very piratical Birthday