Warship Enthusiast Gifts

Confederates Attack Union Flotilla at Galveston, Texas- USS Westfield Exploding

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

On the brink.

"I don't do windows."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"He's a keeper!"

COWMIKAZES

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Ever Given

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'