Marine Salvage Expert Gifts

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Stop Human Footing

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Titanic iceberg auction

"What's the name of our sea?"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."