Marine Salvage Expert Gifts

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Japanese Whaling

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Making fun of Starfish.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Stop Human Footing

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Titanic iceberg auction

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"What's the name of our sea?"

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."