Marine Salvager Gifts

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"He's a keeper!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

Coastguard

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'Oh - It's you.'

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

From trash to treasure

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Help!"

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"Stop oil!!!"

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Global warming

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

'Help.'

"I'll eat the battery."

Someday He'll Get What He Deserves

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

Fisherman Rescue

A surf lifesavers' joke.