Maritime Rescue Gifts

'Help.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"International trade"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Litter.

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Suez Canal Curse

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'We're drifting apart.'

Helicopter

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Titanic 100th anniversary

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners