Sea Rescue Gifts

Fisherman Rescue

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Litter.

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Coastguard

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

'Oh - It's you.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"The Catlich Maneuver"

From trash to treasure

Last Blue Tuna.

The whale and the plastic bottle.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Fish Lifeguard

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Never mind me, save the whales'