Sea Rescue T-Shirts

Fisherman Rescue

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Litter.

Coastguard

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Oh - It's you.'

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

From trash to treasure

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

The whale and the plastic bottle.

"Thanks man!"

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"It's an SOS from the Pacific Garbage Patch."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.