Marine Rescue Advocate T-Shirts

"Don't put me back in the water yet, I still haven't had my daily amount of vitamin D."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Stop Human Footing

Help! Send fishing tackle!

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Sea Change.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Save the river.

"She was a rescue."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"He's a rescue."

Frontex

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

The Seahoover