Marine Rescue Advocate Pillows

"Don't put me back in the water yet, I still haven't had my daily amount of vitamin D."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Japanese Whaling

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Save the river.

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Sea Change.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Stop Human Footing

"She was a rescue."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

The Seahoover

"He's a rescue."

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

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