Maritime Rescuer Pillows

Man on a mime calls for rescue

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Happy Hour

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"International trade"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Helicopter

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Coastguard

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Lighthouse switch

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'