Maritime Rescuer Mugs

Man on a mime calls for rescue

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Happy Hour

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"International trade"

Ever Given

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Helicopter

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Coastguard

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Lighthouse

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Lighthouse switch

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'