Sea Rescuer Pillows

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"You're not coming from Spain? Oh, that's alright, then."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Happy Hour

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'I wish I was creative'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Thar she blows!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Dollphins

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Coastguard

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Oh - It's you.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

From trash to treasure

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'