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Help! Send fishing tackle!

"You're not coming from Spain? Oh, that's alright, then."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Happy Hour

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'I wish I was creative'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Dollphins

'Thar she blows!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Coastguard

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'Oh - It's you.'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.