Sea Scavengers T-Shirts

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Boat wedding.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Heads or tails?"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Romance on the Yacht

Revenge had come.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Really Early Vikings