Seashore Scavenger T-Shirts

Beachcomber wears his hair in a combover fashion.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Beach con-man.

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

Feeling for shells

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Pelican and Origami

Child with doll in the sea

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Son burying his dad in sand

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'But what do you sell?'

real enjoyment

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Crabbing

"How much is the sign?"

Trouble parking in Brighton

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Ice cream van - Large cone.

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.