Modern-day Scavenger T-Shirts

Modern Rag and Bone Men.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Who can we call?"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'But what do you sell?'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"How much is the sign?"

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Need Wi-Fi

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

'Here's where your father geocached your inheritance.'

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

I buy anything.

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

Call of the Wild Only

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

"Find other people"