Vintage Scavenger T-Shirts

I buy anything.

The Vineyard

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"It's a hybrid!"

'But what do you sell?'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Louis XIV

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"How much is the sign?"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"I'll take it."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Antique silver

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

Have you seen this toaster?

The traveling Yard Sale.

Garage sale.

Priceless antiques priced to sell!