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'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Man fishing with large bait

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Destiny is all...

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Monkey Handshake

Rubber Ring

Stonehenge Imitation

Monster chariot races

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Boogie your socks off."

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Spin the turtle.

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Bob, I think I hate people.'