Laugh-loving Scavenger T-Shirts

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Man fishing with large bait

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Destiny is all...

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Rubber Ring

Stonehenge Imitation

Monkey Handshake

Monster chariot races

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Boogie your socks off."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

Spin the turtle.

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

I buy anything.