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"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Carefree luggage.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Limerick Airport

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Stonehenge Imitation

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'Well? How was the flight?'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

A Cave Painting

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Holiday photos.

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

Toilet door. Table for one!

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

'Fancy a banana split?'

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'