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London on £50 a meal

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Roads with a view.

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Stonehenge Imitation

Mountain escalator.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Holiday photos.

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Toilet door. Table for one!

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

SS Norovirus of the Seas.

Coast to coast walk.

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'It's been three days, Earl. I don't think she's coming back. You should have left it in park.'

"Should we agree on a safe word?"

Outdoor life.

'It's just that I never know what to pack.'

Man falling out of a bathing machine

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'