Vintage Scavenger Gifts

I buy anything.

The Vineyard

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"It's a hybrid!"

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'But what do you sell?'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Louis XIV

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"How much is the sign?"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Antique silver

"I'll take it."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Salvage Hunters

Garage sale.

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

The traveling Yard Sale.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Have you seen this toaster?

Priceless antiques priced to sell!