Urban Scavenger Gifts

Stooping!

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Hugh fans!"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I have no thumbs."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

City Boy.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.