Scavenger Gifts

Two members of the lower class being polite

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'But what do you sell?'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"How much is the sign?"

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

One never knows!

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"Are we going to do the five second rule?"

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

Rag and Bone

Carrion Helper

"The generic term for this is "roadkill" son, as, more often than not, we can't identify what it is: tuck in!"