Scavenger Hunter Gifts

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

He looks so natural lying there...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Spying

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

'Oh yeah? Well if you're not a vampire, would you care to explain why you have no reflection?'

"Everything on the menu comes from local garbage cans."

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

Ernie Eubanks, Salesman Extraordinaire and Vampire Killer.

Amateur Vampire Hunters.

"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."

Rag and Bone

"The generic term for this is "roadkill" son, as, more often than not, we can't identify what it is: tuck in!"

Do not disturb. Night worker

Once close to extinction, the majestic gazebo makes a comeback.

"The bottle was in here."

Carrion Helper

'Maybe you just got a hold of something fresh.'